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:: Oh God he sucked me dry. Just bones and birdsongs, ashes and dust ::
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~linni, my favoritest Norwegian and long lost brother I never had.
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Fly on these secondhand wings
Willing to find out what impossible means
Climb to the heavens on feathers and dreams
Because the melting point of wax means nothing to me
Nothing to me
Means nothing to me
Miles above the sea.
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:: Oh God he sucked me dry. Just bones and birdsongs, ashes and dust ::
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:: Oh God he sucked me dry. Just bones and birdsongs, ashes and dust ::
Well they are hot though, and i have to admit i would f@#$! you in those too
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Fly on these secondhand wings
Willing to find out what impossible means
Climb to the heavens on feathers and dreams
Because the melting point of wax means nothing to me
Nothing to me
Means nothing to me
Miles above the sea.
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Tell you of a girl that I saw, I froze in the moment and she changed it all.
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:: Oh God he sucked me dry. Just bones and birdsongs, ashes and dust ::
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